Show me a sign

church sign that says "show me a sign"

While there are plenty of churches and other places of worship in New York City, the enlightening rural roadside signs many people see encouraging them to attend service is much less prevalent. Because of this, I was completely ignorant to how savvy and strategic these messages have become. Fortunately, simply Googling terms like ‘church signs’ gives you a plethora of results to explore, many which are very witty. It almost makes me wonder if churches hire ‘roadside sign’ writers to reach their audience. Below are some that I came across which I thought deserved recognition:

  • “I’ll be back” -Jesus
  • Slam the oven if you want. He is already risen.
  • Sign broken, message inside.
  • Read the Bible, it’s user-friendly. Plus we have tech support here on Sundays at 10:30.
  • Don’t be so open-minded. Your brains fall out.
  • A Toyota’s not the only thing that can be recalled by its maker.
  • Looking for a lifeguard? Ours walks on water!
  • Ask us about our Pray As you Go Plan.
  • Christmas: Easier to spell than Hannukah¬† (spelled incorrectly on sign)
  • Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.

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